TV Show Quote

Today's show is... THAT 70'S SHOW!!! Yes, it can be a bit crass, but it has a BUNCH of hilarious quotes! Am I the only one who think's Red Forman is the man? 


Quote: (Just so you know... they're in a forest!)

[Eric sees a deer.]

Eric: [to Red] Look at him. He's magnificent. He's the king of the forest, just like...Bambi's dad. It's beautiful.

Red: [shoots deer] Yeah, and I bet he tastes beautiful, too. [before going down to collect the deer] Oh, and just for the record, Eric, I'm the king of the forest.

I couldn't locate the video. If anyone wants to watch it it's in season 2 episode 13. If anyone has access to this scene please post it! :D I'd appreciate it. Thank you. 

TV Show Quote

I love it when a plan comes together! -Hannibal

Okay, I found it really difficult to find a decent clip where Hannibal says that quote. So! I've decided to just share another one of my favorite parts from The A-Team.

Here is a scene from the newish movie that was based on the TV Series.

INTRODUCINNNGG MUUUUUUUURDDDOOOOOCCCKKK!!!! My favorite guy!

WHO IS THIS GUY?!

TV show quote

Today's quote is from Star Trek! Go figure?!

“The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct”

Haha! I just figured out how to remove a hyper link... take me long enough or what? Oh wells, now I know and I'm proud of myself xD xD xD

Quotes of the Day

Fixing a broken heart is easy but keeping it together is whats hard.

Love is like a needle.
You dont feel it enter, but you know its there.
You feel the pain and then it subsides.
You dont feel it leave, but its unbearable after.

Forgive and Forget. The best key to happiness. Well i may forgive you but i will never forget.

Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstien, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.
- Tom Shale on Robin Williams

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
– Mark Twain

TV Show Quote

Today's quote comes from Seinfeld!

Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otItiZq-S5I here's the video. The actual quote is toward the end