Chuck Norris is so cool that when kids play checkers they don't say, "King Me," they say, "Chuck Norris Me."
Gandolf said, "You shall not pass!" Chuck Norris said, "Try me."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
I challenge you to a Chuck Duel! Who can come up with/ find the best Chuck Joke?
