- Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing "yepp."
- Looking at your phone for the time, then looking at it two seconds later, cause you weren't paying attention the first time! ;)
- I didn't trip, I attacked the floor with my ninja style!
- Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my Nemo <3.
- It takes skill to fall over flat surfaces.
- Pulling leaves off a tree or a bush and throwing them at the person walking with you!
- The 5 biggest lies: 1) I'm good! ... 2) Seriously, I do not like anyone ... 3) It was the last piece, I swear ... 4) I have read and agree to the terms and conditions 5) Nooooo I forget the homework
- When you feel sorry for someone you yelled at.
- A relationship isn't easy. Its actually kind of hard. There's arguing and fighting, jealousy issues, trust issues; sometimes work or school gets in the way. But when you find someone that’s worth something to you, you learn to ignore all of that. ...
- She's the girl who hides her broken heart with the biggest smile you've ever seen, she's the girl who has always been there for you, she's the girl that greets you with a high five or a big bear hug. She's the girl.. Who will love you forever. ...
- I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
- That gut feeling you get when you have sent a text to the VERY WRONG person..........
- Hate it when I plan a conversation with someone in my head and they don't follow the script
- "PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!" "alright, chill, It's not a gun.."
- All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
- Looking at the chip to see what side has the most seasoning then eating it with that side down on your tongue.
- Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME ...
- ◄◄ Rewind, the good times
► Play, the memories
▌▌ Pause, the drama
■ Stop, the hurting
►► Fastforward, the sad times - Forgetting what you walked into a room for.
- True as Toast and clear... like butter.
- Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher: I have other student’s tests to grade. Student: I have other teacher’s homework to do.
- Pronouncing Gucci “Gucky” to make it sound less fancy
- Roses are Red,Violets are Blue,If Rebecca Black wins an award Kanye,you know what to do.
- Erasers on pencils never last long enough. And once they’re gone, every mistake on a paper mocks you.
- Dear Bruno Mars, in your song grenade you say- "had your eyes wide open", why were they open? How would you know her eyes were open… if yours were shut?
- I saw this thing on the discovery channel that if you kill a starfish it will just come back to life. Are you sure it wasn’t on nickelodeon wearing shorts?
- -finished painting nails- -bump into something- -trys to fix it with finger- MADE IT EVEN WORSE!!! -_-
- Did you know that those who appear to be really strong really are the most sensitive? … Did you know that those who spend all their time protecting others sometimes really need someone to protect them? … Did you know that three of the hardest things to say are: I love you, I’m sorry and Help me … ♥
- I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water….. It’s obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
- "You smell that? Do you smell that? Fabric cleaner, son. I love the smell of fabric cleaner in the morning."
- Staring at a coffee cup after 40 hours awake: "How .. How does it work?"
- Netherfield Butler: A Mrs. Bennet, a Miss Bennet, a Miss Bennet and a Miss Bennet, sir.
- VA QUAKE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the earthquake was in a cemetery just outside of DC. The cause appears to be all of our founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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