Haircut

So I'm serfin' the world wide web and run across this video. I cracked up!!!! Here is the video! What do you think???? 

 He looks very happy ...

Waffles

What can we all learn from this video? Learn math in Elementary school and the definition of selfish before you go and argue about the amount of waffles you, that dude, and the one next to him should get.  And take up a person's offer to buy you more waffles. Also... it's probably a good idea NOT to eat a jellyfish...  :) Very educational video. 

Who Said It- Well, do ya, punk?...

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"


Who said that? It's from a movie and you can either guess the movie, the actor, the character who said it, or all three! :) ... Please, for the love of that dude's impractically expensive jeans, don't cheat! 
-Thinker 1

The New Purple Baby

You know that singer P!nk? WELL SHE HAD A BABY!!! Yup... she got married to the Little Boy Blue and they had a kid named Purple! COOL HUH?!?!? 

Oh wait, my facts are wrong! >.< WHOOPS!!! Here's the lay down: Pink (Alecia Beth Moore) married Carey Hart and their child's name is actually Willow Sage Hart! And she's a little baby girl... awwww :) I love her name!

Karate Instructor

However! Like a lot of beginning students... you attacked me wrong! xD xD xD xD 

DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

Well good luck watchin' this... DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! ARGGGGGGG!!!!! I couldn't find a youtube version. The Link below takes you to hulu. :D Enjoy

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2331/saturday-night-live-update-bennett-brauer#continuous_play=on

Song of the Day- Results week2

Which song won y'alls votes last week?
Here are the stats!

Mean by Taylor Swift	2 (50%)
Count on Me by Bruno Mars	1 (25%)
Cheeseburger In Paradise by Jimmy Buffett	0 (0%)
The Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga	1 (25%)
Paradise City by Guns N' Roses	0 (0%)
Back in Black by AC/DC	3 (75%)
Short Skirt, Long Jacket by CAKE	0 (0%)

Not a lot of people voted... :(

BACK IN BLACK BY AC/DC HAS CAPTURED Y'ALLS FANCY!!! Which one will it be this week?


OHMIGOSH!!! NONAYAVILLE EXISTS!!! 

Papoose Jokes

Okay... you'd have to hear this in person to REALLY get a laugh at it, but a couple of people I know have come up with some pointless, but hilarious jokes. xD They really are knee slappers at times. They have been reading some books called The Mandie series, I've mentioned them before. There is this character called Uncle Ned and he is a Native American. His English is good but his grammar stinks. Now, whenever my friends are jokingly commanding each other to do something, they take on an unnaturally deep voice and say, "Papoose! Sit down and shut up! PAPOOSE!!!"

You have to try it sometime xD xD xD xD

"Papoose! Papoose come here!!"

"MOOOOOOO"

"Papoose must learn to play guitar" -plays air guitar-

"Papoose! LOOK AT NED WHEN HE TALKS TO YOU!"

"Papoose, must learn to be hip... like Uncle Ned!"

"Papoose will have big sexy hair, like Uncle Ned!" (big sexy hair spray xD)

It's all in the moment xD Oh wells, our humor.... rofl xD

and no... it's not this Uncle Ned

 

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2

Lay off man I'm STARVIN'!!!

Watch Adam Sandler's face the whole time xD

Stanley Steamer

I love love LOVE this Stanley Steamer Commercial! Have you ever picked up after an alpaca?

Riddle of the Day - June 25, 2011

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

No cheating! Play Fair!

Riddle of the Day- June 24, 2011

A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take 50's out his pocket to pay the cashier.The poor man says to the rich man "I know all the songs known to man." The rich man laughed and said,"I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson." The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor. What song did the man sing?


No Cheating! PLAY FARE!!! 

Forest Gump

Love Tom Hanks, the accent and the quotes! Forest Gump Time!!!

Centathalon

Oh, yeah! Why do a decathlon when you could do a centathalon? This is one of my favorite commercials; hope you enjoy! :)

All About Steve

I would follow him! Rofl, I love this scene, I love this song, and I love Miss Sandra Bullock! 

Riddle of the Day- June 23, 2011

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

No cheating! Play fair, please and thank you

Do... Ray... EGOOONNNNN!!!

This is a favorite scene of mine from Ghostbusters 2 and my favorite Ghostbusters movie :D

Bill Murray is a HOOT!!!

Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

Dana: It's late, I really ought to put him down.
Peter Venkman: May I?
Dana: Yeah, if you want to.
Peter Venkman: [points in baby's face] You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMA!!!!

Rofl xD xD xD xD xD I LOVE this movie

Things to do at Walmart when you're bored

• As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
• Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
• Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
• Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
• Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
• Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
• Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
• Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
• Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
• Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
• Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
• Hold indoor shopping cart races.
• Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and do funny faces
• Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
• Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
• Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
• Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
• "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
• Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
• Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
• Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
• Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.
• Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"
• Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.
• Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
• When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
• When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
• When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
• When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
• Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch.
•  Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 
• Take bets on the battle described above.
• Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
•  In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.
• Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
• Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too
• Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit. ;)
Myy all time favorite is: Take a toilet plunger and hand it to a random person. In a very serious voice, whisper, "The time has come. The existence of the world depends on you. Do as we taught you." Then look that person in the eye, nod your head and walk off as if you were afraid of being followed and hum the mission impossible tune. If you can't do this without laughing, don't attempt it xD all you get is a strange look and the person walks off before you do. For full affect, keep a strait face. 

Riddle of the Day - June 22, 2011

Comment below if you know the answer! No cheating! Play fair!

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river cant fill it up. What is it?

Desert Cool Down and Redneck Road Kill

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out. The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door. On the way they meet this old bastard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"

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This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubbles upon an redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt. "Are you alright? What are you doing?" the man asks but gets no answer at all. The redneck doesn't even acknowledge that he is there. So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Can I help you sir?" The redneck replies this time. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver." "Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground!" the man says. "NO" The redneck replies with a shocked look on his face "The chick ran over me 10 minutes ago!"

Who Said It- This is the War Room!

How To Play:

I give you a quote from a movie and you guess who said it. Either the name of the actor, the character, the movie, or all three. The last one is preferable. 

Rules:

No cheating. Using Google search engine is not encouraged. If you'd like to use another source, rather than your noggin', I'd suggest a friend or family member to help you out or a book of sorts. Just no looking for it through a search engine.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Song of the Day- June 22, 2011

Okay, so I kind of dropped the ball yesterday and didn't do any of the daily's. THANK THE LORD FOR THINKER 2!!! You got your riddle, which, let's face it, is the best part of this whole blog :)
So! Starting with today's and yesterday's song, I'm getting the ball back on track and rolling! :D

This first song is one of my all time favorites AND it's by Bruno Mars. I hope you enjoy it and if you want to hear the tune go to the bottom of the home page and it should be the second song on the playlist. There will be no Music Video added on here because it's not one of his singles. There's just video's with the lyrics.

Count On Me by Bruno Mars

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Everyday I will remind you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go, never say goodbye

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you


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This second song is... well, cheesy xD It's not one of my favorites, but I heard it one day and thought, "Oh, yeah, that's going on the blog. Song about cheeseburgers? What's more random then THAT!?" Annnnd here it is!!! Warning: This song has the tendency to get stuck in people's heads for days. 


Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett


Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettucini or bulgar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a Cheeseburger in paradise

Heard about the old time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn

But times change, sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed

Cheeseburger in Paradise
Medium rare with mustard be nice
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
I'm just a Cheeseburger in Paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God almighty which way do I steer for my

Cheeseburger in Paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice to get a
Cheeseburger in Paradise
I need a Cheeseburger in Paradise
I'm just a Cheeseburger in Paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God almighty which way do I steer


No Video Today

Riddle of the Day - June 21, 2011

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

Comment below if you think you know the answer! No cheating. Play fair!

The Origin of Blonde Jokes/ Some Brunette Jokes

Here is what I have found in my search for the origin of the blonde jokes! 

From Wikipedia

The blonde stereotype, the stereotypical perception of blond-haired women, has two aspects. On one hand, over the history, blonde hair in women has been considered attractive and desirable. On the other hand, a blonde woman is often perceived as making little use of intelligence, as a "woman who relied on her looks rather than on intelligence."

People tend to presume that blondes are less serious-minded and less intelligent than brunettes, as reflected in "blonde jokes." The roots of this notion may be traced to Europe, with the "dumb blonde" in question being a French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe, satirised in a 1775 play Les curiosites de la Foire for her habit of pausing a long time before speaking, appearing not only stupid but literally dumb (in the sense of mute).

From Yahoo Answers

"Marilyn Monroe" started the whole "Dumb-Blonde" thing.. But, believe it or not, she was only that way on T.V., its what made her "Famous!" That and her Beauty! And well, the notorious affair with the Prez!! From there, the jokes just gradually became like the old "Pollack, jokes".. Very famous! 

One possible reason is that babies are born with fair hair, almost blonde that darkens over time so blonde may imply a childlike demeanor. 

Associated Content from Yahoo

According to enwikipedia.org, the dumb blonde joke is defined as a category of jokes that focus on people whose hair color is blonde, but lacks common sense and academic intelligence. This stereotype of the dumb blonde is taken to an extreme, a laughable extreme in these types of jokes. The dumb blond joke usually falls into two categories: the joke pertaining to a blonde who gets into a stupid or dangerous situation because they have misconstrued certain words. For example:Why don't blondes eat pickles? Answer: Because they get their heads stuck in the jar. And second, the joke where one blonde asks a ridiculous question and the second blonde replies with an even stupider answer.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Answer: An Interpreter. How the dumb blonde joke originated is unknown, but it is speculated it has something to do with how blonde babies are perceived, as innocent and naive. As a result, a pretty blonde child might act simplistic and immature in order to continue to receive a lot of attention. 

There were many other articles too. Nothing is for sure though and it would be VERY difficult to hunt down the exact instigator of the jokes. They are just popular right now and blondes are going to have to deal with it... it's just one of those things... -sigh-...  So, BLONDES, pull yourselves together and show the world that we ARE SMART!!! Woo hoo!!! And remember! The brain has nothing to do with looks. Does anybody else have the scoop on the jokes? Yes, no, ... maybe so? 

Funny Movie To Watch = Legally Blonde ;)

You must admit... some of them ARE pretty funny. This one made me chuckle. 

How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? Answer: By the white out on the screen. 

Oh and did you know there are some Brunette jokes out there? Muahaha....

What's black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who told to many blonde jokes.

So in other words you could put just about any hair color in a joke and it comes out so cheesy that it's Gouda. ;)

Pick Up Lines

Okkaaaaaaaaay I just had too. Here are a list of pick up lines! :D

• Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
• Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
• Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
• Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
• You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
• Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
• If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
• If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
• Can I even get a fake number?
• I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
• Guy- It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Girl- Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
• Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
• Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
• Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Hahahha xD What's even funnier is that they don't work half the time xD I just think it's funny to hear what people come up with. Anybody got any other ones? 

Quotes of the Day

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason,
-- over every idea.
Latin Proverb




He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet.
Joseph Joubert

Cowboy Joke

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister..."

"Sheriff?"

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."

Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.


....ain't you glad to live in a world where there's chap-stick?

Song of the Day

Mean by Taylor Swift

You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me
You have knocked me off my feet again got me feeling like I'm nothing
You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard, calling me out when I'm wounded
You, pickin' on the weaker man

Well, you can take me down with just one single blow
But you don't know what you don't know

Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

You, with your switching sides and your walk-by lies and your humiliation
You, have pointed out my flaws again as if I don't already see them
I'll walk with my head down trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again

I'll bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold
But the cycle ends right now 'cause you can't lead me down that road
And you don't know what you don't know

Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

And I can see you years from now in a bar, talking over a football game
With that same big loud opinion but nobody's listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing

But all you are is mean
All you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life
And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean

But someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean, yeah
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

Someday, I'll be, living in a big old city
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
And all you're ever gonna be is mean
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
(Why you gotta be so mean?)
And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE -Mean by Taylor Swift

Song of Day- RESULTS

Which song won y'alls votes last week?
Here are the stats!

Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band	2 (25%)
Rolling in the Deep by Adelle	6 (75%)
Come Together by Aerosmith	1 (12%)
Grow Old With You by Adam Sandler	2 (25%)
Angel by Akon	1 (12%)
White Rabbit by Egypt Central	1 (12%)
Benny and the Jetts by Elton John	3 (37%)

ROLLING IN THE DEEP BY ADELLE HAS CAPTURED Y'ALLS FANCY!!! Which one will it be this week?