Things to do at Walmart when you're bored

• As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
• Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
• Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
• Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
• Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
• Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
• Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
• Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
• Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
• Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
• Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
• Hold indoor shopping cart races.
• Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and do funny faces
• Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
• Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
• Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
• Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
• "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
• Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
• Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
• Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
• Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.
• Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"
• Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.
• Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
• When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
• When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
• When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
• When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
• Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch.
•  Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 
• Take bets on the battle described above.
• Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
•  In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.
• Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
• Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too
• Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit. ;)
Myy all time favorite is: Take a toilet plunger and hand it to a random person. In a very serious voice, whisper, "The time has come. The existence of the world depends on you. Do as we taught you." Then look that person in the eye, nod your head and walk off as if you were afraid of being followed and hum the mission impossible tune. If you can't do this without laughing, don't attempt it xD all you get is a strange look and the person walks off before you do. For full affect, keep a strait face.