Blonde Two Coats and Blonde Bar

Blonde Joke Day!!! I would love for y'all to TRY to out joke me! Go on... I dare ya! Who's got the most original, rarely heard blonde joke? You got what it takes? Who's up for a blonde joke war? ANY takers?

Married blonde was concerned about her stupidity lately to her husband, so she decided to make it up to him by painting the house while he's away at work. The husband comes home, and the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he found his wife in the master bedroom and asked "What's going on". His wife still painting away but wearing a ski jacket over a leather coat. He said "What are you doing to the house, and why are you painting in a ski jacket and a leather coat? Blonde wife responds "The instructions on the can said ˜FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!

Wow... Amelia Bedilia moment thar...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."