Thursday, June 16, 2011

Quotes of the Day

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Crosby

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman
(Ha! I just found my chosen profession!)

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