Sunday, February 12, 2012

Taylor Lautner's Eloquent Elbow's

Last week I talked about Josh Hutcherson's Jaw and this week I shall continue in my randomness :D In the mood of obsessing over famous people and their traits and the fact that the Twilight Saga's Breaking Dawn has recently come out, I've decided to take an interest in one of Taylor Lautner's most wonderful features. His elbow's. Oh...just look at those elbows. I can ogle them all day. Wonderfully chiseled, muscular, tan, not boney, well rounded and eloquent elbows. Robert Pattinson can not compete with them. Nope no way. Look at his elbow's. Vanity Fair even cut them out (check out below photo)!!! I can see now why Twilight fans are Twilight fans! It's not because Robert Pattinson is hot and has a British accent! It's not because Bella is the painfully plain Jane who get's TWO guys to fall for her! It's not because it's a heart throbbing romance that strings you along and makes you scream at the main character for not going with the guy who is obviously better then her! IT'S BECAUSE OF TAYLOR'S RAD ELBOWS!!!! 

In all randomness and love, Random Thinker 1

To sum this up:
1. Talor's elbows are wicked to the max!
2. Rob's aren't. They are pasty and when he applies pressure for long amounts of time they turn red. 




P.S. ... it occurs to me that Taylor's abs might have something to do with Twilight's success as well. ;) 

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